Founders Save The World

Описание

Save The World! 

A movement-only bullet-heaven roguelite where absurd founder archetypes auto-attack through hunger, healthcare, and energy crises. Draft ridiculous weapons, evolve chaotic synergies, and save the world.


Founders Save The World is a movement-only, auto-attacking, 2D bullet-heaven roguelite about ridiculous founder archetypes finally building things that matter.

Dodge, weave, and out-position collapsing systems while your arsenal auto-fires through three civilization-scale campaigns:

- End World Hunger

- Healthcare for All

- Nuclear Renaissance

This is a comedy with a conscience. It mocks hype, ego, bureaucracy, and scarcity theater — but it plays the mission straight when it comes to feeding people, caring for people, and building clean energy.

All Proceeds Earned From Sales of Founders Save The World will be invested in projects to help save the world. 

Move Only. Everything Else Is Buildcraft.

There is no aiming, no active attack spam, and no hotbar piano. Survival comes from movement, positioning, route planning, and smart build choices.

Draft weapons, stack passives, trigger evolutions, and chase absurd late-run ultimate fusions as your run snowballs from civic nuisance control into arena-wide policy violence.

Choose Your Founder

Play as a roster of weirdly specific founder archetypes, each with their own starting weapon, stat bias, and personality.

Launch fizzy startup ordnance as Feloine Husk, deliver Same Day Armageddon with Beff Jezos , or get the memo from Sailor Drift and more. Then reshape the whole run with a Business Class like Logistics, Biotech, Energy, Finance, or Media.

Three Stages. Three Crises. No Chill.

Fight across three densely replayable stages with distinct enemy ecologies, elite encounters, boss fights, and emotional goals:

- Turn false scarcity into abundance in The Great Pantry Panic

- Break the denial hydra in The United Clinics of Chaos

- Build competent clean power in Atoms for Everybody

Build the Most Ridiculous Solution Possible

Create runs around bizarre weapons and evolutions like:

- Same-Day Armageddon

- Universal Coverage

- Clean Green Beam

- Grid Ballet

- Infinite Spreadsheet

- Crimson Safety Net

- Fundalafundaloo

Key Features

- Movement-only, auto-attacking bullet-heaven combat

- 10 playable founders with distinct starting kits

- 6 business classes that reshape your runs

- Weapon drafting, passives, evolutions, and ultimate fusions

- 3 full stages with unique enemies, elites, bosses, and themes

- Meta progression with unlocks, badges, codex discoveries, and run history

- Keyboard, mouse, and controller support

- Accessibility options including remapping, font scaling, reduced flash, reduced shake, and high-contrast helpers

- Sharp satire wrapped around genuine optimism

Think startup launch video meets civic musical meets sports montage meets educational sci-fi — all filtered through a bright, satirical cartoon apocalypse that still believes competence can win.

Playable Founders: 
Squeezy

“I used to sell vibes in a can. Now I can the vibes and sell food systems.”

Jorge Washington

“I have never trusted a charismatic person in a hoodie. I say this with great concern.”

Beff Jeezos

“I have looked into the abyss. The abyss arrived on schedule.”

Feloine Husk

“We can terraform mars with satellites, soil science, and possibly lasers.”

Sailor Drift

“My deck has ninety-nine slides and one moonbeam. Guess which is more persuasive.”

Dr Penny Cillin

“I brought medicine, data, and a profound lack of patience.”

Wanda Buffet

“Speculation is cute. Soup is better.”

Roddy Reactor

“The atom is not the problem. The problem is bad project management.”

 Mayor McLedger

“Municipal budgeting is foreplay for civilization.”

 DJ Algo Rhythm

“This beat has epidemiological rigor.”