Isekaing: from zero to zero.

Описание

Tired of bland, terrible-looking linear games without much gameplay, full of stereotypes and plot holes?

Good news: this game isn't bland.

Step into the hilarious world of Isekaing - truly triple-N(iche) game that combines parody, musical and quest genres into an unholy abomination that will challenge your very sanity!

Zoe Powell is hit by the Truck-kun, and respawns into a retro video game, where she must face dangers in form of cliché, meaningless choices, a plot that has more holes than Swiss cheese, and other plagues of modern gaming. Also, every notable person is trying to sing her a song! Will she endure this torment? Probably yes, because she is the protagonist, but you can still buy this game and find out! You might be surprised. Or not. 

(CAUTION! Press "read more" button, or you will make one lonely goblin sad!)

Here, you will be able to: 

- Listen to shitton of dialogue that attempts to be funny 

- Solve stupidly easy puzzles 

- Fight even easier enemies

- Face the vicious satire about all your favorite (and hated) things

- Enjoy (or suffer) the occasional singing
- Try to figure out all the game, movie, or other pop-culture references 

- Be offended by everything (but that is not necessary)

The Remakening is upon us!  

This free update opens a new chapter of the Isekaing story, while adding a real-time combat system, new songs, puzzles, and a lot more! 

Welcome to the Unhollywood, the land where dreams became real, but now a dark shadow looms over the once peaceful kingdom. And it's full of shit! Visit classic fairytales twisted by the constant cash-grab remakes of the MOUSE corporation and its undead ruler, and do your worst to fix them, or... just survive.

So what are you waiting for? Yet another Isekai world awaits a new hero to save it!

Seriously, why are you still reading this? Buy! The! Game!

Don't you have wallets or something?