Pitchforks & Paragraphs
Description
Pitchforks & Paragraphs is a frantic low-poly typing game set in a chaotic medieval kingdom. You play as the royal wizard, tasked with defending the castle gates from increasingly aggressive waves of rioting peasants using your most powerful weapon: your typing skills. Each rioter carries a sign with a word on it. Type the word correctly to hurl a high-speed spellball at them and drive them back before the mob overwhelms the kingdom.
Typing-Driven Combat: No complex inputs or skill trees. Your typing speed and accuracy dictate your magical firepower.
Escalating Wave Defense: Face down relentless hordes of rioters with increasingly complex words as the waves progress.
Score Attack & Multipliers: Earn points based on word length and speed. Maximize your typing velocity to rack up bonuses and climb the ranks.
Global Leaderboards: Compete against wizards worldwide to prove who has the fastest fingers in the realm.
System requirements
WINDOWS:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti / AMD Radeon HD 7850 (2 GB VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Intel Core i5-7400 / AMD Ryzen 5 1600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1060 / AMD Radeon RX 580 (3 GB+ VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space




