QWER YUIO ASDF HJKL
Description
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About the Game
EVERY JOINT IS YOUR PROBLEM
16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.
You control EVERYTHING.
Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.
You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK.
You wanna roll? DO IT.
You wanna stand up?
BRO, YOU'RE A BABY.
Your mission is simple: reach Mom.
The problem?
There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD.
Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.
And yes...
EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.
So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering.
FAIL. RAGE. ADAPT.
100-meter physics challenge
16-key ragdoll controls
8 independently controlled joints
27 household hazards
Seeded courses
Personal-best tracking
16 musical notes
13 interface languages
Windows 64-bit
You don't need to be good at games.
You just need to make a baby crawl.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
System requirements
WINDOWS:
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10, 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 or DirectX 11 compatible integrated graphics
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10, 64-bit
- Processor: Intel Core i3-4130 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
MACOS:
- OS: macOS 11 Big Sur
- Processor: Intel Core i5 (7th generation) or Apple M1
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.3-compatible integrated graphics
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
- OS: macOS 13 Ventura or newer
- Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core i5-8500
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Apple integrated graphics or Intel Iris Plus
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
LINUX:
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS, SteamOS 3, or equivalent 64-bit distribution
- Processor: 64-bit Intel or AMD processor with SSE4.2 support
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.3 compatible integrated graphics
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
- OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS, SteamOS 3, or equivalent
- Processor: Intel Core i3-4130 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 or better
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Keyboard required
