Stick It to the Stickman

Description

Congratulations on joining The Company!

As a new employee, your primary responsibility is to physically depose your supervisors, fight your way to the top of the corporate ladder (literally, with violence), and claim the ultimate title of CEO. In this rogue-lite physics brawler you'll brutally displace your superiors, ascend to the upper echelons of corporate power, and unlock new workers and game modes to achieve the greatest goal of all – increasing shareholder value.




Stick it to the Stickman is a high-octane, physics-based brawler set in a truly hostile working environment. Fight off co-workers and rival executives looking to steal your job by chaining together combos and choosing from a massive selection of sick moves, deadly weapons, and devastating superpowers. Unlock unique office archetypes – including Temps, Caffeine Addicts, and Ego Maniacs – and add friends to your payroll with couch co-op and remote play.




As you punch, kick, stab, staple, and chainsaw your way up the business hierarchy, engage in all manner of lethally profitable corporate operations including navigating OSHA-violating warehouses and dodging rogue forklifts, placing tax-deductible bets on hyper-violent billionaires, installing completely safe brain-chip implants that let you summon telekinetic artillery with your mind, and racing to the bottom of a doomsday bunker to fight the one and only Founder.




Bribe politicians, bust unions, price out local neighborhoods, and suppress protests. In the unregulated free market, there are no moral victories – only profit. Stickmen need jobs, but shareholders need growth, and you will provide that growth at any cost. But don't get too comfy: once you've laid waste to your rivals and been anointed CEO, the board will instantly demote you back to being an intern. Yes, you learned how to tie a tie for nothing.

Time to clock in.